Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via boat-rich)

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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

(via boat-rich)

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danbassini:

Modern Baseball
herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.
wastelaxd:

All Time Low - For Baltimore

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via alsnvrka)

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shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via sloth-punk)

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wolves-whales-and-waves:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Oh good god…I would just stockpile any plastic bottles I use…and find…and make trips to this machine. This makes me so happy!
penfucker:


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